one of these days

one of these days, i'll try parachuting
one of these days, i'll try bungee jumping
one of these days, i'll go diving beneathe the deep ocean
one of these days, i'll have a garden of roses
one of these days, i'll ride on a white horse
one of these days, i'll visit the moon
one of these days, i'll rear a mini pig
one of these days, i'll swim naked in the pacific ocean
one of these days, i'll hire a male social escort
one of these days, i'll drive a Ferrari across London Bridge
one of these days, i'll be in a movie with Brad Pitt
one of these days, i'll sing a song with jay
one of these days, i'll hold yr hand and walk down the aisle

i'll just be praying i'll have one more day to live..

crap